The Rules of Unemployment

Are as follows:

1. I will be out of bed by 7:00 a.m. daily
2. I will be showered and dressed (with make-up and jewelry) by 10:00 a.m. daily
3. I will go to the gym daily
4. I will read my scriptures and other spirit-lifting literature before noon daily
5. I will make my bed before noon daily
6. I will do at least one productive thing every day. List of options? Oh yes:
a) service
b) visiting
c) tasks associated with future professional plans/job searching/job creation/etc.
d) cleaning/organizing
e) yard work

4 thoughts on “The Rules of Unemployment

  1. ho-ly! that's incredible! I'm pretty sure I don't get all that done in a day and I'm home all day, every day. I'm very impressed – but not surprised.

  2. I love it – I'm adopting these rules since I have been "unemployed" going on six years. Amazing how busy one can be when we are "unemployed." Let's enjoy it! I love you!

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